An Interview With Maggie

I recently sat down with Maggie to pick her brain and find out what it's really like to live like a true princess. Maggie has a fast-paced, jet-setting, fashion filled lifestyle that is truly the envy of dozens, if not hundreds, perhaps even thousands.

At a moment's notice she can be whisked away to a restaurant where her every wish is met with rapid response. She travels about in elite vehicles cushioned in a custom chair that is fitted specifically to her body. Refreshments are maintained in her vehicles and are simply waiting for her to reach for them. When shopping she is not relegated to walking like your average shopper. Instead Maggie is carried through the store in a contraption not unlike the one used by Cleopatra. The seat is covered in a cushioned cover, custom made for just for her.

Living like Maggie is something most people can only dream of. I was fortunate to catch her in between appointments to find out what really goes on inside that blonde, blue-eyed head of her's. When we sat down she was dressed in a lovely, 3 tiered, skort in a wild green and pink pattern reminiscent of the patterns in the late 60's. Her shirt was lime green with white, lettuce trim. On her feet she wore stylish, pink, strappy sandals. There is no question that she is a trend-setter.

Q. Maggie, it's so great to see you. Thanks for taking the time to sit down with me. What is your favorite word?

A. No!

Q. That's very interesting! What is your favorite expression?

A. Oh no!

Q. Fascinating. What are you currently watching on television?

A. Blue's Clues.

Q. Such amazing taste for someone your age. Do you have a favorite movie?

A. A Bug's Life

Q. Ahhh, yes, the cutting edge of animation technology. Fabulous. What is your favorite destination?

A. I'm currently fascinated with the car wash. There is something so therapeutic about having a clean car. As the car rolls through the car wash I truly feel like I am part of the process.

Q. Favorite food?

A. I love going out for Mexican food, but I also enjoy a good barbecue at home. My head chef is an absolute genius at the barbecue. Of course, I do occasionally have a sweet tooth and I keep a pastry chef on hand specifically for those occasions, he makes the best snickerdoodles.

Q. Is there any food that you don't care for?

A. I'm not a fan of chinese. I can tolerate sushi... but it's far from the top of my list. I prefer a louder, club-style, atmosphere when I eat out. I love live music and great service. I always go out of my way to make the server feel appreciated, I believe that they are some of the hardest working people on the planet and truly deserve our gratitude.

Q. Wow. In spite of your obvious status, you really are a girl of the people. What do you do in your down time to relax?

A. Ahhh. Well, I love a good, hot bath followed by a massage. I keep a personal masseuse on staff to attend to all of my relaxation needs.

Q. Who do you prefer to hang out with when you have free time?

A. Oh, my best friend, Molly. She's the best! She is such a great listener, she never interrupts. We have lunch together and almost always split a dessert. We like to watch our weight so it is helpful to share desserts and reduce our calorie intake that way. We are so much alike, it's amazing. We both have curly blonde hair and are very picky about who we hang around. It's lovely to have such a wonderful friend.

Q. I see our time is up, it's been great talking to you. We should do this again soon.

A. Yes, well, you can set that up with my personal assistant, I call her Mom, she's just so motherly, sometimes I get the distinct impression she thinks that she is in charge of me! Well, I've got to go, I have a spanish lesson with Dora. I'm still trying to talk her assistant out of wearing those awful red boots!